kometes

His brother was a center, offensive lineman.

He's a tight end.

Chrome, because Ticketmaster can eat a bag of dicks.

When your famous, they let you grab them right in the intercostal clavicle.

You're going to sit behind Trump? Are the oxygen masks functional?

Biden's party did not win the house. There should be no star for 2020,.

Tiger says, "what?"

Look, no campaign wants to annoy voters but also they want everyone to be contacted. Just respond with "STOP" and it will stop. Unfortunately, every campaign buys your data so nearly ever campaign will send you a text.

Also, they use various services to send these texts so each the numbers sent from will change so you can't just block them.

The eyeliner helps though.

What happens if you make a mistake with your initial instructions?

Lack of standing. He is not a citizen of Michigan...

Gideon the Ninth. Hands down. The book is 100% strong female POV, which I usually like, but as dude, I was missing a lot of subtlety. My kid lent me their audio book and holy shit, Moira Quirk does an absolutely fantastic job. The characters jump right out of the speakers and into my brain, highlighting all the understated humor that I was missing. 10/10, wish I could hear it again for the first time.