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[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My Galaxy S21 can do that as well.

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I literally thought "Who's he?" when first opening the picture so I can understand the androgynous descriptor.

To save others the Google: british "synth pop" musical duo turned solo act.

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 4 points 3 days ago

Frankly AS did a lot of things well

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 4 points 3 days ago

Asbestos. Because if a man were able to secretly live in my attic, there's no way he's human.

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 4 points 4 days ago

passwords.kdbx

cinnamon-desktop

.profile

firefox

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 8 points 5 days ago

The regret is that you had to chop up 3 friends to make it!

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 6 points 6 days ago

I'll go with close. They're not my dishes, let someone else deal with opening it and the resulting fallout.

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 19 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Yeonmi Park? I suppose it'd explain a lot if she were.

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org -4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Amazing how many replies to your comment completely miss the point

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"software developer says ai will not replace software developers" feels very John Henry

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 7 points 1 week ago

Speak every language. The historical and linguistic value would vastly outweigh a measly 3mil.

 

Let's say they have roughly the same usable volume.

 

They follow you everywhere and will mysteriously appear whenever you're sure you've shaken them. If they die while in your care then you turn into that animal.

The hen's poop contains all the normal pathogens and smells, it also enjoys shoulder rides and isn't afraid to peck you. The snake will eat things it cannot digest if you don't stop it and will occasionally try to eat things it cannot even swallow.

The hen enjoys talking about cocks while the snake is vocal about its rather questionable political views.

 
 

This can also save you shoveling/plowing your driveway, simply drive over the accumulated snow at high speed. Make sure to avoid getting stuck however.

 

From TV, movie, book, fanfic, audio drama, cuneiform tablet, or whatever.

 
 

It only takes 25k miles to circumnavigate the world. No passport required!

 

Before your first date go to an MMA dojo and insult anyone walking out so you have a cover for why you aren't like your profile.

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