frog

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[–] frog@feddit.uk 3 points 5 days ago

I fostered a cat. When I gave him catnip, I saw his pupils expand and he started jumping around from furniture tp furniture.

I have fostered like 6 cats and volunteered at an animal shelter. I have never seen that reaction before.

We found the cat a good hone. The new pet parent sent us pictures. Cat seemed happy.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 21 points 5 days ago (6 children)

I'd join this meme date Lemmy community in an instance.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 7 points 6 days ago

showjob brojob

[–] frog@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago

The rubbing of shoulders is mimicked by priests to altar servers to this day. They were copying Jesus.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 5 points 6 days ago

How the turntables.

Mr. Burns is poor and Spongebob can afford both paper towels and a bodyguard.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago

This is where flying squirrels come from.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago

"Why don't you walk to where you're going, you damn dirty ape?"

[–] frog@feddit.uk 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There was an article written about this.

Apparently the nudes of Abigail Shapiro is really of a camgirl named Rachel MFC.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Evil temptation is supposed to be tempting. Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled taught me that.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My friend was talking to his mom on the phone. He checks his pockets and starts panicking. He thought he lost his phone.

So I start helping him look for it...

After a couple of minutes he realized he was using it.

He thought I was fucking with him.

I wasn't. I just had a brain fart moment.

Maybe it was the weed.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 11 points 1 week ago

Damn, Disney hasn't went this hard with memevertisement since Mandolorian.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

Didn't know this. Thanks for the info.

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