curiousaur

Get some smart bulbs and set them to a timer. The lights coming on helps wake you up naturally since your body thinks the sun is coming up.

Already has a name, the Canadian Tuxedo

No you don't. Keep Bernie around.

Maybe I could see it if you jpeged it further?

Just a reminder that cats don't meow in nature. They learned to mimic the sounds of a needy toddler.

Angle grinder would be so much more romantic.

Makes sense. Most of the millennial grads I know, are bartending or waiting tables. I know I did till I learned to code.

This is some Mitch Headberg shit.

To think you wonder why you don't get invited to parties.

So you're saying that buying one means that the American working class is extracting value from the Chinese government? Sounds great to me.