Der schreibt das ja nicht, weil er's glaubt, sondern weil seine Anhänger das glauben. Und weil seine Gegner sich drüber aufregen. Mission erfüllt.
brotundspiele
joined 10 months ago
Don't worry you haven't missed anything. The best fast food place in Germany still remains the local Döner restaurant.
The chocolate just doesn't taste the same if it's not seasoned with the tears of child-slaves. /s
Both noses will be running all the time, but just as fast as the noses of Albert Einstein.
Yes, the web version. All I wanted to do was to highlight dates more than a month ago in a different colour in Excel. But it only provided me with useless options like "current month" or "tomorrow" and no way to enter any custom conditions.
You can just teleport 7 inches backwards after lunch. As the contents of your stomach isn't you, it will stay inert and fall to the floor. You can eat all you want if you don't have to digest it.
Just remember to stand up beforehand or you'll end up intermingled with your chair having chewed up cheeseburger all over your lap.
Ich wette, Karl-Heinz ist der erste, der die Polizei ruft, wenn mal wieder so ein Michael vor seiner Auffahrt parkt.
Why wouldn't it be legit, just because it is co-funded by the EU? The EU funds thousands of projects in all areas of life. It doesn't necessarily mean though, that this is an official EU position nor that "the EU" whoever exactly that may be, approves of everything stated on their website.
I was recently forced to use MS Office 355 and I was shocked by the amount of features it lacks, one might actually want to use.
The original question also doesn't state that gravity attracts everything but oysters or that Albert Einstein has two runny noses. But that's how it is. These are just the basic rules of the fantasy pill world. Everybody knows that (at least I thought so).
Only if you are thinner than 7" minus the thickness of the door. Otherwise, you would teleport right into the door, which (I assume) might be quite painful.
10€?! Das sind ja 20 Mark! Das sind ja 40 Ostmark!! Das sind ja 400 Ostmark auf dem Schwarzmarkt!!! Und ich weiß nicht ob Du's wusstest, aber man konnte damals für eine Mark eine Schachtel Schnapspralinen kaufen. Davon könnte man also 400 Schnapspralinenschachteln kaufen. Wenn Du heute 400 Schnapspralinenschachteln kaufen willst, musst Du 4000€ bezahlen...