blandfordforever

joined 9 months ago
[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

It seems like you're putting form before function.

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The time capsule also contains a copy of his book, "Swedish made penis enlarger pumps and me. Yes, this sort of thing is my bag, baby"

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

"do not push this red button"

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 24 points 2 weeks ago

His horns are even a little ❤️

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 47 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

As time goes on, I am more and more convinced that media piracy is morally acceptable.

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 21 points 2 weeks ago

The technologically illiterate pirate is an easy target.

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 14 points 3 weeks ago

Especially if there were weaker intermolecular forces (which normally give it surface tension).

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 51 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

At first, I wasn't sure where I was supposed to be looking. Thank you red arrow.

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No, this is Patrick.

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 49 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hold shift while you click start and shutdown (or reboot) when necessary. This will have windows do a full shutdown instead of a hybrid shutdown.

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Greg must be a very patient man because Lauren seems exhausting.

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

The implication that other waters may not be fart free has scarred me forever.

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