bizarroland

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[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I had heard the movie was bad so I did not read any of the reviews before watching it and I did not know Jack Black was in it until the credit scene started rolling.

They used enough modulations and filters on his voice to where you can only barely tell that it's Jack Black.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've said this before but I got a free ticket to watch it so I watched it.

The only movie I've ever seen that was worse than that was The adventures of Pluto Nash, and The adventures of Pluto Nash taught me how to recognize what a bad movie was.

I have posted a full review a while ago here so if you want to read that just scroll through my history and it's not that far down, I'm not going to repost a 500 word article here.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 2 points 3 days ago (5 children)
[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Kid was in history class, cut his finger off.

What more do you need to know?

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 2 points 4 days ago

Up until recently I had cedar roofing and when I pulled it off there were so many spiders that got unhomed. I felt bad about that especially since I put a metal roof on and there's nowhere for them to hide now.

The spiders got their revenge though because after I unhomed all of the spiders that were protecting my house I started getting ants or the occasional bug here or there.

Fortunately, the spiders have now moved under my decks and into the cedar siding on the house and they are once again protecting my house from unwanted pests.

I love me some spiders, I don't want to touch them I don't want to deal with them but when I see them hanging out I'm like cool thanks for taking care of the place my friend.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's a crossover between Judaism and Irish fairy folklore. God can do everything except he can't touch iron because it burns him.

They just try to downplay that because knowing God's weakness kind of pokes a hole in that whole omnipotence thing.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 6 points 4 days ago

I mean I bet he got a really good deal for it otherwise he wouldn't be bragging on the internet

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 3 points 4 days ago

That was knowbe4, a fairly large player in the information technology security game, failing to vet its own employees and potentially exposing its customers to a foreign hacker.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 10 points 4 days ago

Technically anything that is a "resource" for a company is something that is meant to be exploited for profit.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 39 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Consumerism requires that consumers be obsessed with the quest for the best.

They achieve that by making you dissatisfied with your current whatever. Your car doesn't have the latest and greatest entertainment system. It's five horsepower slower than the new model, due to its age it has maintenance requirements.

Your computer maxes out at 64 gigs of RAM. Your SSD is only 1 TB of storage and only works at 5,000 megabits per second where state of the art is 7,700.

The new game that you like will only get 60 frames per second when you're playing it. Better slap in a new $1,000 GPU or better yet buy a new $3,500 computer.

The girl you're seeing only has b cup titties, better talk her into getting a boob job. Get lipo. Go pay some surgeon $10,000 to make your dick a quarter of an inch bigger. Go buy a new house and new clothes, go on that big vacation and make sure you put it on Instagram so everyone knows how good you've got it.

As long as you are not content with your current lot, consumerism has achieved its goal.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 3 points 4 days ago

The Gypsy Kings volare. Such a positive energy uplifting want to make ya move song.

Counting crows, hanginaround. The same vibe but like '90s alternative instead.

The New radicals, you get what you give.

All three just have so much energy in them.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Almost seems like dosing yourself with CBD when consuming cannabis might lead to a more pleasant experience all in all.

CBD has never had any effect on me that I am aware of, but I've never taken CBD in addition to THC

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