altphoto

joined 2 weeks ago
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Permanent vacations 6ft under.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

How about in egg egg satisfaction surveys?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

And we can connect a taser to his balls in case he wants to leave Earl so we can bring him Right back.
He won't know if he's coming our going lol.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 26 points 1 day ago

And I care zero about ever purchasing those things.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

That's gonna be a long wait until everyone's done with that. But OK. Just let me know when the socket is ready for jalapeño juice.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Jalapeño first.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 58 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

Things to do to Putin when he's caught:

  1. Remove internal organs.
  2. Poke one eye out and fill the hole with siracha sauce jalapeno pickle vinegar, and lemon....
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

OK, how about cancer instead?

It would be nice to have some sort of federal consumer protect agency. But cancer, I guess will do. Oh MAGA-D!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

I love the electoral college. They should get one vote like I should get one vote and you reading should get one vote. The let me vote for you system has given us Trump twice!!!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago

That's why I stopped reading the news. Instead I get my news here and I have to interpret what they mean for me locally. Its extremely bullshit. Now orange man has bit into NPR and PBS. When that institution disappears, I won't have a leg to stand on. I'll be a mindless robot going to work. Suddenly they come and tag one of my balls with a chip because they said they would but nobody was there to tell us.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

Not yet here. Maybe a few more weeks?

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