How about in egg egg satisfaction surveys?
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And we can connect a taser to his balls in case he wants to leave Earl so we can bring him Right back.
He won't know if he's coming our going lol.
And I care zero about ever purchasing those things.
That's gonna be a long wait until everyone's done with that. But OK. Just let me know when the socket is ready for jalapeño juice.
Jalapeño first.
Things to do to Putin when he's caught:
- Remove internal organs.
- Poke one eye out and fill the hole with siracha sauce jalapeno pickle vinegar, and lemon....
OK, how about cancer instead?
It would be nice to have some sort of federal consumer protect agency. But cancer, I guess will do. Oh MAGA-D!
I love the electoral college. They should get one vote like I should get one vote and you reading should get one vote. The let me vote for you system has given us Trump twice!!!
That's why I stopped reading the news. Instead I get my news here and I have to interpret what they mean for me locally. Its extremely bullshit. Now orange man has bit into NPR and PBS. When that institution disappears, I won't have a leg to stand on. I'll be a mindless robot going to work. Suddenly they come and tag one of my balls with a chip because they said they would but nobody was there to tell us.
Not yet here. Maybe a few more weeks?
Permanent vacations 6ft under.