afox

joined 1 year ago
[–] afox@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Old ass musty smelling paperback. 50's and old racist 60's sci-fi books smell best. I have a problem.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Long Long Chopsticks 🎢🎡🎢

[–] afox@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was a manager. It made me a bastard. I went back to coding.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

How much are the tickets to your show?

[–] afox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I love as a Sr Software engineer every company I've ever worked for goes tits up because of ... WiFi. Lol like wut? Are we not the embodiment of tech? I have a nighthawk router and NEVER have wifi problems. My ISP is less sturdy than I am. And I've regularly had entire engineering teams connected to the same router with full speeds. I love you router.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Hate the player not the game.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Why does this make the back of my throat itch? I hate it.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I wish I was this dedicated to... Anything

[–] afox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
  • super mega death pownce, "Look John. We need to talk."
[–] afox@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Years ago I was working in a sales / support call center. One day in between calls someone posed the question of if you had to sleep with someone of the same sex who would it be. Obvuois answers were things like George Clooney Brad Pitt etc. one of our team was extremely introverted so it was normal for him not to participate.

3 weeks later he pipes up, "I've given this a lot of thought and If I had to sleep with a man it would be Jesus Christ" 3 weeks later. Blows my mind he was in deep contemplation for so long. I still am taken a bit back.

The reason? "Jesus seems like he'd be a considerate lover with strong hands." Beautiful.

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