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The one part that’s a little bit messed up is that most people driving the cyber truck right now ordered it way back before Musk started his election interference and turning Twitter into a 4Chan styled financial black hole.

The only messed up part about that is that people "preordered" an overpriced, dumpsteresque, rolling mid-life crisis and then hung on to their reservation in the ensuing time either without following any of the news (including what a disaster the cybertruck was) or followed it and went ahead anyway with the $100k instant regret purchase.

Anyone dumb enough to consider the idea of spending house-loads of money on this stainless steel prep table and then going through with it years later deserves every bit of ridicule they receive.

You uhh, you don't.

I'm beginning to think this Microsoft company might fucking suck.

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"nobody knew that taxation policy was this complicated"

I adamantly maintain that the US needs an entire movement to enshrine the right to privacy to its citizens in the constitution.

OMG you guys, are we getting poor or something?!

Imagine attacking school children in any way and thinking you're correct on any issue.

The more I think about it the more I think a lot of the vitriol comes from them being jealous that they can't just "shake their tits" and have to instead brown nose people.

"Cooked to perfection?"...if you enjoy hours-roasted microplastics, sure.

EDIT: Ever wondered why your costco chicken tastes like a boat load of chemicals? Check out the wrapper it was baking in under a heat lamp.

Release the peepee tape and the NSFW raymour and flanigan pics.

People that talk this way about women are often, in my experience, the same ones who immediately fellate the first director, VP, or C-suite asshole they stumble across.