Zoboomafoo

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[–] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 10 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (3 children)

That's not canonical to Jesus.

Anything written by Paul is suspect. Dude just showed up after Jesus died and started writing letters like he was some sort of authority. He's the source of many of the problematic parts of Christianity, like that and original sin.

Some Muslim scholars think he was deliberately trying to weaken Christianity on behalf of Judaism. Thomas Jefferson called him "The First Corruptor of the doctrines of Jesus"

[–] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 6 points 7 hours ago

Per Michael Cohen, air dicking = shitting his depends

you're welcome for that info

[–] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

He could drop out, but his name would still be on the ballots like RFK Jr. Rs would have to run a write-in campaign, and that's asking a lot from the average republican voter

[–] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It's not a great mystery, these are people raised in a Fox News propaganda bubble. Their reality is based on lies.

[–] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 16 points 13 hours ago (6 children)

Jet fuel doesn't need extra tanks of mind control agent, they're already using leaded fuel

[–] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 11 points 13 hours ago

But knowingly selling elbow-cancer-juice is illegal, that's why we paid for a study that showed it didn't. We'll also fight any claims that it does in court to the death

[–] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 day ago

Perhaps, I think in a week Fox will have brainwashed the GOP into thinking it was a victory

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. (1984)

[–] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

That writer really knows how to end an article on a downer

[–] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The god they believe in would tell them to sell their belongings and use all their worldly power to help the poor, but I guess they know better.

Also just look at Clarence Thomas's expression, that's a man that's never known a shred of happiness in his life.

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