overview for Zidane

Caught by wife in c/comedyheaven@lemmy.world

[–] Zidane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

~~You’re fucking nasty.~~ As ~~an~~ American, an arm~~ed American, I’d shoot you in the ass on site , if I caught you pissing in my sink.~~

Shortened it more for ya

I can't believe it let me do that in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Zidane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

That shit was permanently pinned at the top for me. I also named it "Dumb Bitch" and never interacted with it even once. Infuriating to say the least. What made me finally delete it and lose my thousands+ streaks was the ads. Rest in rip in actual piss Snapchat

Anybody remember the brief era when kids would steal school computer mouse balls? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] Zidane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A few years ago my mouse died on me and I had to dig in my tech box for a usable spare... Found a ball mouse and used it a total of five seconds before I tossed it (and the rest of them I had) and went out and bought a cheap optical instead lol

It has to be there somewhere in c/funny@sh.itjust.works

[–] Zidane@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

"oh look Frank's going for the tapussy again"

Stuck in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Zidane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

We all know boys don't grow dick and balls until puberty

As of last night, Someone Went Android-free and Google-free. in c/buyeuropean@feddit.uk

[–] Zidane@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 weeks ago

Found in my Camer in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] Zidane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

6* months away now. If you're on 10, do you plan to upgrade? Make the jump to Linux? in c/games@lemmy.world

[–] Zidane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

The only real reason I'm still on Win 10 is because of Escape from Tarkov and Photoshop. I need to get a new m.2 and just start sorting through my crap I guess but I haven't gotten the motivation yet lol

Questionably wholesome in c/shirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world

[–] Zidane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Letters = hard
Apostrophes = harder
Me = hardest

Mozilla Thunderbird Challenges Gmail With Its Own Email Service in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Zidane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

I personally would love profiles akin to how Chrome does it.

Edit: a word

The Expert Who Kept Eye Drops From Blinding You Was Fired Yesterday in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Zidane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

Sounds like you need some more invasive tests or more medical opinions. Either way hope you get some relief soon brother

I love to send the most absurd messages I can think of to steam scammers in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Zidane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago

I member "murdering" children in their sleep for infinite xp in fo3, good times