Shitting in the toilet
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Ocean "currents"? I ain't never seen no goddamn "currents" in the ocean, boy. Have you? They just be sayin' these things to keep us distracted from how their undloadin' trucks full of illegals in are country to steal are jobs and sell drugs and live off of welfare!
Wie wo was "neutrum"!? Was haben sich die Regenbogenleute da jetzt wieder ausgedacht????? Es gibt 2!!!!! Geschlechter, MANN und FRAU! Das ist einfache BILOLOGIE!!!1!
Care to show me the way to that link I don't have the time to go look for right now but don't want to forget about over the next couple of hours?
Better make that $100 trillion (a rough estimate of the world economy's nominal value) to make sure you don't cripple our whole civilisation, as it would allow you to pay for basically every single company on the planet, all of which would suddenly have to invest a lot of money to move at least some of their IT infrastructure over to a GNU/Linux equivalent, much of which may not even exist yet and would have to be built from scratch.
It would allow me to pay for the training and licensing for my dream job a year earlier than I had planned (since it would take me roughly about a year to save up these last €2k that I'm still missing), which would not only massively improve my standard of living, but also turn me into a happier, more balanced and less gloomy person in general.
~2000€ would be an absolute game changer for me.
Billionaires
You overlooked the most important question: who gives a fuck?
Plastik altert nicht?
Easily the rival in the early Pokémon games. Being so annoyingly cocky and full of themselves just to get wiped by my party's first slot Pokémon every single time... Bruh, just get a grip on reality, would you?