Yankee_Self_Loader

I got to sit in one of the Batman Begins tumblers that was used for filming the movie(s). I used to work where I had easy access to one and early one morning when nobody was around I figured out how to open the door (hatch really over the driver seat) and climbed in. How cool it looked on the outside was unfortunately inversely proportional to how comfortable it was on the inside. Picture a NASCAR car and you’re most of the way there. Neat experience

Oh and also OP’s mom…

♫ Daddy would you like some sausage? ♫

A funnier response for more social occasions that I bust out is “thanks, I practice everyday”. Usually gets a laugh

I get more people saying to me “wow you’re very tall” to which I respond with “yes and you are very observant” which I feel is funny in the moment but is just condescending enough to make them realize it later on.

Stop judging this poor baby, he already has the hardest life

Wake up sheeple!

I lived in the valley for a few years and am glad to hear that people are receptive to it as is the mayor but I’m unsurprised that there isn’t much political will to make it happen. Good on you for fighting the good fight though, I appreciate you

A city council in the valley: “ThAt SoUnDs LiKe SoCiAlIsM!!!1!”

There is no way that The Core is worse than Moonfall. I mean… it’s not good… but at least it’s fun and has Stanley Tucci in it

I would take her out for ice cream

Yeah and pee is stored in the balls. Everyone knows that

Ben Shapiro In disarray