Warp10Lizard

joined 2 months ago
[–] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Between grocery prices and 12 different streaming services who keep upping their prices, we're getting gouged on the bread and circuses too.

[–] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He's in a hoodie, take him out!

[–] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website -1 points 1 month ago

Agreed, but they'll inevitably fuck those up too.

[–] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey, that geiser was three times over the legal limit. It was hot acid and whiskey.

Ignorance is bliss, defund NOAA!

#SharpiesArePredictiveTools #ConeOfCertainty

[–] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The day a dildo comes with WiFi and an integrated accelerometer. The vibration function is $7.99/month. For an extra $3.99/month, it extends three inches. I'm not sure why I joke about that, I'm sure it's already a thing.

That's quite the reach. It certainly could have been the McDonald's propaganda of whose details I was fully aware, but it was more likely the "My Mac and cheese took too long to cook" suit, the "Texas Pete isn't even made in Texas" suit, the infamous "$54 million because my dry cleaner lost my pants" suit, or any of a litigious litany of loonies trying to sue for exorbitant sums of money over minor inconveniences.

Space junk comes through your roof and you want the damages repaired? Cool. McDonald's not included.

[–] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 98 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I hate frivolous lawsuits as much as anyone, but this seems very reasonable. Fix my stuff and let me keep the piece and we're cool.

[–] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sophisticated computer scripts

if (request) { Connection.Stream(video); }

[–] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 1 points 2 months ago

Aside from a back alley, where do you find a doctor to perform this?

[–] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah, you guys try making 20-30 xitposts a day. He deserves pay that is best expressed in scientific notation.

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