WILSOOON

joined 7 months ago
[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

Havent seen him yet, but doomguy would absolutely fuck thanos up. Mans killed one of the strongest beings in hell barehanded and stopped the demonic invasion of earth in a matter of weeks.

[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Kde is looking mighty good to try now, ive been kind of bored from gnome recently

[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 20 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

As far as i know, windows 10 is still more functional, less of a resource hog (in windows terms), far FAR less telemetry and it just looks fucking nicer. It costs nothing to not upgrade, or you pay the tribute and join the linux brotherhood

[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago

Baguette, dutch, english and spanish, i love to speak all 4 equally but french is the equivalent of a having a migraine to write

[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Look Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom."

blub

[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago

Holy shit the negative iq points are completely rejecting the liquid FREEDOM!!! US equipment runs on. that alone beats out all fabricated undemocratic flaws that US equipment does not have.

[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

They have been touched by his noodly appendage, they have been baptised by his saucy balls, they have come to save us from what is to come

[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

Please rename this thread from low-hanging fruit to low hanging bombs, fruit are foreign spies sent by the vegetables to poison the water supply with rabies

[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 13 points 1 month ago

No way its pringles's long lost nephew, lays!

[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 24 points 1 month ago

Own a 8 muskets for cove defense, since that's what the founding cephalopods intended. Four cuttlefish break into my cove. "What the kraken?" As I grab my powdered wig and great reef rifles. Blow half a dozen prawn sized holes through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistols on the second man, miss him entirely because they're all smoothbore and nail the neighbors seasnails. I have to resort to the barrage of cannons mounted at the bottom of the cove loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men and the walls in the blast, the shockwave and extra shrapnel pulverise the surrounding coral. Fix bayonets and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police seals to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding cephalopods intended.

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