Thteven

joined 1 year ago
[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

He's chasin da fishes now

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago

You sir! Are you here to receive my limp penis?

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How do you feel about punctuation?

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm glad someone else remembers that movie.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Run along girl, you're free now!

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Buried a fish under a tree once, fuckin dog had that shit dug up in 5 minutes and was rolling around in it.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I ate too many pot cookies once thinking they were weak and then went to bed a couple hours later. I had a dream of floating in complete blackness and then a blinding white light hit me along with the loudest sound I've ever heard. I woke up sitting bolt upright in bed sweating through my sheets then called my friend babbling about how I saw God in a dream lmao

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 97 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's fine, they put stickers on them that say they're just traveling and not actually being mailed.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Nice! Can't wait for Tuesday, really feels like they're cooking on the update.

 

If you don't like metal because there's no saxophone solos, boy do I have the band for you.

 
view more: next ›