TheSlad

joined 11 months ago
[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Girls just have better clothes in general. I like clothes shopping with my daughter all the outfits and dresses are so cute and fun, theres so much variety! Clothes shopping for my son is such a bore :/

For reference I am dad, and theyre both in elementary school.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sounding is often associated with CBT/BDSM/pain play, but it doesnt have to be. I'm not into any of that, I sound because it feels good. It doesn't have to hurt at all if you're gentle with yourself and don't force it.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Silicone can be grippy and irritating on the urethra, and the flexibility reduces the pleasure anyways. Just get a full set of rods and start with 4 to 5 mm, any adult cock should be able to take that. And yes, go slow of course! I've never gotten a prostate orgasm from it, but having my glans stretched out with a thick rod makes it 100 times more sensitive; very mind-blowing orgasms!

Also you dont need sterile sugical lube, its thick and dries out fast. I recommend LubeLife brand lube. DO NOT USE SILICONE BASED LUBES they do not feel good inside the pp.

Also, im not necessarily recommending this, but im super lazy with cleaning them (just wipe with a paper towel when done) and I've never had a uti or other problem in 20 years of sounding.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 70 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Without surface tension, water would evaporate much faster in general. Probably could set out a cup of water in the morning and it would be gone by bedtime.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago

Ahhh dammit! Who poisoned the BDSM rat??

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I get the cheaper Armour brand ones, my kids like them better and they're half the price.

Still not healthy though.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

The context of this picture if I recall, is that it was a costume for a Halloween party... which if true completely removes the cringe factor of the outfit, as youre supposed to wear silly costumes for that. If Elon had an ounce of social acuity he would just own it.

And even if its not a Halloween costume, I dont get the hate for someone having fun dressing up. There are a billion other reasons, as you mentioned, to hate him.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This was my life for 7 years. I've been happily single ever since she found some other poor sob to torment with her bullshit.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (19 children)

Having lived in Ohio for 30 years, its honestly not that bad I dont understand the hate? I've been to most surrounding states and I feel like its better than Indiana, Michigan, and Kentucky. I havent been to Pennsylvania yet though.

Ok I'll just say it, I stan Ohio. Haters gonna hate.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works -2 points 3 weeks ago

100% it is antiquated technology.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 50 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Probably hes staring at her and what hes seeing is her noticing him staring at her. Anon is indeed a fucktard.

>tries to help out at new job

>immediately gets hit on by neckbeard coworker

>he wont stop staring at me all day

Guys don't be like anon.

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