If you choose boney chicken wings over sucking dick three times of day for delicious human protein, you too should be stabbed in the throat.
I wonder how in the fuck some people just wake up one day and decide to themselves "today I'm gonna be retarded".
That'd be fair, except motherfuckers can't stop talking about it for literally 2 seconds even if it's so long in the past so I guess it's safe to say every dog remembers 9/11.