If you choose boney chicken wings over sucking dick three times of day for delicious human protein, you too should be stabbed in the throat.
I wonder how in the fuck some people just wake up one day and decide to themselves "today I'm gonna be retarded".
Yo, humans need to get medieval on these reptilian motherfuckers. Make them stand under the bones of 2 billion boneless chicken. If they are human, they will survive. If they are corporate shills, they will die. As they should.
when she invited him to a lunch in September 2020, “to get some peace” from him sending “lots of messages” - he declined her offer.
Ms Gasparova told the tribunal this was because “lunch involved romance and he only wanted sex”.
Oh, honey. You're really gonna say the man is crazy about you but doesn't wanna go out with you in the same breath?
My bad, I didn't know we were building our own 'ship of Theseus' argument. I'm out, smarter people than me can discuss that one.
It's the same algorithm. It has the same purpose and the same result. It has simply been updated and improved. And it most likely still relies on certain markers that can measure how much a post will be engaged with and who will do it, except those markers are now less primitive and harder for us to define.
We're arguing semantics. This has always been the purpose of a social network: to keep you addicted to it. To keep you interacting with it. They don't make money if you're not there to click their ads, to look at their sponsored videos, to be marketed towards. Did they do it as well 10 years ago as they do it today? No, of course not. But you were still being targeted with posts that would "do well" with your gender, your age group, your location etc. They haven't changed one little bit of their business model.
So what are we talking about here? Some guy discovered 10 years down the road that a company wants you to keep using their website/service/app/whatever, but he thinks 10 years ago that company was - what? More scrupulous? More genuine?
Nah, man. It was always the same. They just got better at their jobs. And - fuck me, it sounds like they were pretty good at their jobs even 10 years ago: they managed to keep Joe Slow scrolling for an entire decade.
So how does this megathread work, do we all pitch in and buy a shooter or?
Oldman.setHealth("dicktits"); //normalize pls
Oldman.setHealth("-100±1%"); //make percentage pls
Oldman.setHealth(0.0); //it is subunitary, but undefined behavior - will it access the 'numeric value' overload, or the 'subunitary numeric value' overload?
Don't write your own code just yet.
I lack reading comprehension up to the point where I may be illiterate: it took me one fucking day to understand your message. You don't want this. Hell, I don't even want this, but I'm stuck with myself. Get out while you still can.
O hey. Idk if my first message didn't show the right nuance of red on the flag, or maybe it didn't completely send the "turn back now, I'm literally brain dead" idea. So anyway, here's a second message.
This app is cheugy af fam no cap fr fr on God if u download dis you stannin for the boujee this app high key has no drip big yikes if you on it u basic
That'd be fair, except motherfuckers can't stop talking about it for literally 2 seconds even if it's so long in the past so I guess it's safe to say every dog remembers 9/11.