Doctor of Computer Science
stringly-typed
"100%"
yeah that tracks.
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Calls a static method on the OldMan class instead of the instance of oldMan that is actually dying.
Tonight's story: Every man older than OldMan.getMinimumAge() has been in perfect *unchanging* health for the last few months‽ To find out why, stay tuned! Our experts chime in to help you understand....
If only I'd been born %YEARS% later :'-(
But then they really have no idea and try to convince you it’s from some stupid diet trick fed to them by a sponsor.
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str(float("100.0")) + "%"
Haha I'm saving this image
WHY IS THE HEALTH INPUT PARAMETER A GODDAMN STRING?????????????
Why are you passing ‘%’ inside said goddamn string?!?! Not to mention the static reference instead of the actual instance.
Shame on you
Also putting sudo in front of what looks like Java code not shell.
I guess its just a reminder that getting a PhD is often more about dedication than it is about practical knowledge.
Because the meme wasn't made by someone with a doctorate in CS or even a bachelor's.
Smells like JavaScript.
It's not his fault the world is made this way.
He just has to follow it or else that man dies.
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Honestly, if someone were to try to safe my life. And I find out he uses a string as a parameter to do so. Just let me die right there.
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sudo rm /heart/arteries/**/clot
Very important to not hit enter before clot.
Isn’t it /dev/heart?
I feel like if your body follows the Unix filesystem structure, you have a real problem.
Please forgive my ignorance. What does ** do?
Acts as a wildcard for any directories that exist between arteries and clot.
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Goddamn, the joke gets worse the more I inspect each panel.
"Wait! We need to get the user story before we start working on a solution!"
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sudo apt-get AED
sudo pacman -S new-heart
Top-tier endangerment bait lmao
Bash-Java
See that's the issue, he should have tried stopping the cardiac arrest process instead of just resetting the man to the beginning of it
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HeLlOoOoO, wHaT nOw? It'S a Do Or DiE sItUaTiOn, HuRrY!
I wish there was a last panel of the old guy getting revived, I think it would be funny
bash: sudo: command not found
After all, we don't know that he has it installed, especially if he's running a really old distro.
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