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[–] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 63 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Tonight's story: Every man older than OldMan.getMinimumAge() has been in perfect *unchanging* health for the last few months‽ To find out why, stay tuned! Our experts chime in to help you understand....

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If only I'd been born %YEARS% later :'-(

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 months ago

But then they really have no idea and try to convince you it’s from some stupid diet trick fed to them by a sponsor.