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He’s got a meeting with the Bob’s. They called him at home.

Hey! That’s different!

...In other shit that will never happen news, Trump enjoyed a joke at his own expense at a salad bar.

That was fucking great

Eleven eleven.

ITT: Look at the parents, this kid was just rebelling!

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Or… He was a conservative that saw MAGA as the existential crisis that it is. He decided that he had nothing left to lose. He went for it.

Let’s be real here. The only shame was that he missed.

I think he died for a cause. But that could just be my bias showing.

They do take it to the HNL.

To the old group: Thank you for destroying what little self confidence I had.

To Fam/Best Friend: You the real MVP’s.

I think we are agreeing with each other. Remember, the only good Nazi is a…

It is a great, great feeling.

We should all arm ourselves now. Every single bit of this is unprecedented, in the worst possible way. Better to be safe than staring down the barrel of a Luger.

Coming again to save the motherfuckin’ day, yeah!