Sanctus

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 134 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I swear to your fucken god, Tommy, I will drive over there and teach your constituents to read if you dont shut the fuck up.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Theres only one world pie, its deteriorating, and a tiny fraction of people own more than half of it?

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I'm so fucken sick of this. Is there no recourse? Must we watch, endlessly dialing our politicians to no avail, as an entire people are murdered? We could end this but the invisible maw of geopolitics must be satiated.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 72 points 1 day ago

Then fucking do something about it. If you need your unsinkable aircraft carrier to enforce the petrodollar you shouldn't have it in the first place.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Already heard this at work. Everyone is incompetent except for their golden calf. And she had to have it because his performance was poor and she was good and orange man hate like I hate.

This shit just gets more pathetic the longer it drags out. Its done wonders at revealing many people are actually still infantile well into their adult lives. Just accept your bet was as shit as your ideals.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks like the animal kingdom is getting fed up with our bullshit. Real question is when does the alliance between otters and orcas happen?

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I have played Wonka multiple times a day, every day at my house since it released for streaming.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I think in five years we will just call it the Fediverse instead of giving the Zuck any claim.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago (8 children)

This is not a fun one

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Obviously we need to abandon our tools for fighting disease.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Looks like diphtheria is back on the menu boys

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Idk maybe grow a crazy amount of alfalfa and sell it overseas? What? What do you mean the desert has water issues?

Edit: oh lol I should have read more replies

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