SARGE

Come on, Flying.... You knew that the minute you named them Coca-Cola Disney Unilever.

I mean can you just imagine the teasing we would have heard on the playground with "cola"? Everyone knows colas are the lowest soft drink.

I like to throw it at them, then sprint away to see if I can make it outside before I get smacked. It's about 50/50.

I take it as more "I am also a vampire with a castle, and understand your pain. I am completely out, so now I'm in line at the store."

I think of a chef as a "preparer of food" not necessarily "food cooker"

So sushi chef is still accurate to their opinion, disclaimer I agree with them so I could always be rationalizing it.

Pick up that can

Yeah, I'm certain areas with more Irish heritage are going to have a better grasp of things.

I grew up in an area primarily composed of English, Scottish, and French immigrant descendants.

OI YA GIT, YA NEEDZ TA PAINT IT RED, GIVE IT EXTRA SPEED BOOSTIN' AN' FIRE DAMAGE

GOOD FOR KRUMPIN'

Tiocfaidh ár lá

Legitimately, if they're American, the people in HR probably wouldn't even believe you if you told them about what actually happened during the Irish famine, or how England treated them for decades directly leading to "the troubles"

They would assume you're making it up.

I'm not joking

I was more or less taught in school "oh well it was an oopsie-woopsie, all the crops died but England tried to help them! Oh well, such a terrible natural disaster."

I didn't learn about the darker side of things until I read into it outside school.

The US education system is a joke.

I'd much rather have my shirt going all floppy flappy in between the vortices and keeping my back cool than shaving 2 seconds off my relaxation cruises.

I know some people who would jump on this 100% and I should probably send them the article...

Total ecological collapse is a small price to pay to boost shareholders' wealth by 0.1%!

line must go up

The real question is whether they're going to bother actually doing the math to make it believable, or if they're going to give Trump 105% of the state's population worth of votes.