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It made sense to me. I also struggled to phrase it without sounding like I was insulting them for misunderstanding you.

I think they meant “aren’t all protons the same as other protons?, neutrons as other neutrons?, etc.”

A diamond in the rough.

I have never put made French ogre soup, and I’m not going to start now.

But it’s more fun because you get to make more of them.

/s, because last time I didn’t, people took me seriously…

Over the state line

This just confirms that the older you get the more conservative you become.

Edit: whelp, I guess I should have put the /s on there. I was hoping I didn’t need it given the context.

That’s why have that paper barrier stuck to the handle of the ice cream cones. And kudos to you for finding a McD’s with a functioning ice cream machine.

Russian man promoted to oligarch after falling from window to his death

This has to be an onion headline at this point, no?

Subway is a little different because it’s often the same person taking cash as making the food. Money is dirty and the register doesn’t get sanitized too often either. The option is wash your hands with soap and water after taking payment or slap on some fresh gloves. Those loose gloves are a faster changeover than properly washing your hands. And they don’t have to be sterile, just clean.

In a McDonalds you have separate folks doing the prepping & cooking vs the ordering and serving. If the person the person touching the food never touches the register, and the person handling the ordering/serving only touches the outside of the packaging, then neither of them have to wash their hands as often.

The problem with rubber gloves in food service is they provide a false sense of security. They make you think you are being sanitary, when the reality is you should wash or change your gloves anytime you touch something that would have necessitated you to wash bare hands.