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Always wanted an AI assistant that can write smut inside IDE while I write code

I dunno... just software engineering things I guess.

115 files changed and almost 3k lines added... sure, I'll have this reviewed by tomorrow for ya 🙄

A few months ago I saw a funny story about a guy who added generics/templates to JavaScript (or maybe TypeScript?) by using runic characters that look like angle brackets to enclose the template parameter, then using a preprocessor to convert the runes, etc. to actual, legal types before compilation. I can't seem to find it anywhere; hoping someone knows what I'm talking about.

Want to make a branch ?

git checkout

Want to make switch branches ?

git checkout

Want to get a specific file version ?

git checkout

Want to get remove changes to one file ?

Believe it or not, also git checkout

Is fenestration when you find out if something is windows compatible?

And defenestration when you find out it isn’t?

Edit: so im done with my preliminary research into this codebase.

Our corporate SSO provider is changing, so I've been updating our tools to take advantage of the new badges. I found this in a web application that I started on today. The original developer is long gone, and according to our PaaS, this app has been running for just under 3 years without an update.

There is no CI/CD, blue-green deployment, or back ups. The database is an H2 db with ddl-auto set to create-drop on startup, meaning that this database will delete itself if the app is restaged but thanks to this guys code, it won't populate itself. 🤷

Apparently VMWare knows what's up

Via @mountain_ghosts via The Register