Morgoon

joined 11 months ago
[–] Morgoon@startrek.website 14 points 2 months ago

Pft, the real cumsluts are butterflies. They're always getting creampied because they've evolved a second stomach in their pussies called the bursa copulatrix that only digests cum

[–] Morgoon@startrek.website 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not even that. He was headed to Cuba, the US government forced him to be in Russia.

"NSA leaker Edward Snowden got stuck at a Moscow airport after Cuba, feeling pressure from Washington, warned that it would not allow an Aeroflot flight from Russia to land in Havana if he were aboard"

[–] Morgoon@startrek.website 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I really need to change my online handle :(

[–] Morgoon@startrek.website 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Funny timing, the same week the federal government announced that they're considering suing Warren Buffett for $625 million for setting California on fire several times.