Moobythegoldensock

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[–] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no, better open up the article to see how egregious the lies are:

Harris says that her administration wants to pass laws. But she did not mention that laws have to be passed by Congress! How dare she mislead people like that!

[–] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

The Patriot economy is that made of the true, red-blooded Americans.

https://youtu.be/hYTQ7__NNDI

[–] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

That’s just marketing for idiots. You just laughed and bought it anyway, but a startling percentage of people probably bought it because it said that nonsense on the label.

[–] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 17 points 2 weeks ago

You know, it's funny; when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags. - Bojack Horseman

Or, more accurately: When you surround yourself with weirdos, all the weirdos start to look normal.

[–] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

Democrats: “We’re suing to keep Vance on the ballot”

SCOTUS: “Actually, Trump can do whatever he wants, plus we’re giving him 100 free electoral votes because fuck you.”

[–] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago

It’s placebo in any practical sense. As mixtures become more dilute they essentially become pure water: anything over 23 dilutions becomes statistically unlikely to have even a single atom of the original substance in it at all. And the trials on it are indistinguishable from placebo.

[–] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Harris wants the mics on. She wants him to interrupt her with gibberish so she can shut him down with a firm “I’m talking!” and so she can call him out for his behavior. She’s banking on him making an ass of himself while she keeps her cool.

[–] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Had to google this one. It’s a reference to Louis Armstrong’s Sunny Side of the Street, and looks like a straightforward parody of the opening lyrics:

Grab your coat Grab your hat baby Leave your worries on the doorstep Just direct your feet On the sunny side of the street

[–] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Orange turd says he doesn’t care, but cold is what he agreed to with a completely different candidate so Harris should be held to that.

Orange turd’s handlers do not want their manchild anywhere near a live mic.

[–] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 104 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)

The only polls that matter are ones where physical votes are cast. Vote!

[–] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this a “pencil pusher” joke?

[–] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

“She said ‘no’ because she didn’t want to tweet it because everyone should already be peaceful and nonviolent, but because of Antifa she had to tweet it.” /s

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