MBech

Mini-bilerne begynder også så småt at komme frem. Bevares, rækkevidden er sjældent meget mere end 400km, men hvis man køber en bybil er der nok heller ikke meget mere behov end det.

You definately shouldn't be violent at a time like this! wink wink

Rent. I always end up fixing shit around the flat though, because it literally won't ever get done if I leave it to my landlord.

My downstairs neighbor's windows were practically falling out, and couldn't be closed (in Scandinavia), but getting them changed still took 2 years.

I really want to own my own house.

So how did he get into children sacrifices? I'm having a hard time finding local groups.

I would absolutely be entertained for at least 5 minutes reading a scientific paper written entirely in conspiracy voice.

You expect me to remember?

I specifically got the cactus because I'm incredibly bad at remembering to water plants.

It's a pretty impressive design really. Everytime I see it, it seems to get uglier. It's really one of the biggest mysteries of our time.

Didn't know that. I cut a weird 10 cm long offshoot off of a cactus a few years ago and planted it right away. I must've gotten lucky.

I always piss after cleaning the dick after masturbating. Pissing after fondling yourself is a good idea to get the pipes cleaned out thoroughly, and cleaning the whole thing is just good hygeine.

It goes in the exact same pipe as the toilet. Just rinse the sink afterwards.

I Hjørring kommune har vi ikke haft p-vagter i 15+ år efterhånden. Det er kun nogle få virksomheder der har hyret private vagter. Samfundet kører stadig, og de fleste parkerer fint. Når en idiot parkerer dumt for ofte giver man dem en seddel i ruden til udskamning.