Shitty Ask Lemmy

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If a snake bites you and gives you 10 minutes to live, why not just let bite again every 9 minutes? (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by madthumbs@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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My alligator doesn't wag its tail, is it depressed? (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 days ago by madthumbs@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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What is the best spell in the Bible? (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by madthumbs@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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[SERIES] What does ecstasy smell like? (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 days ago by cheese_greater@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Gramma has her furniture covered in plastic. -Does that mean she's a squirter? (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by madthumbs@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Why do the lemmings here type “c/woosh” when I correct their idiocy? (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 days ago by madthumbs@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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[Series] What does PCP (angel dust) smell like? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by cheese_greater@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Ever have that drop of water from the toilet enter your sphincter before it closes? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by madthumbs@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Congrats, you've received Poseidon / Neptune's kiss!

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Shouldn't neandertalls have been called neandershorts since they were shorter? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by madthumbs@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Does this red suit with white furry fringe make me look fat? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by madthumbs@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Did you know that sunbathing doesn't get you clean? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by madthumbs@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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-I think you need rehab for that!

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Do Presidents kiss babies to prove their pedophilia to lord Diddy? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by madthumbs@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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How was it that I was the only one naked at a gender reveal party? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by madthumbs@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Why is the outside cold? (mander.xyz)
submitted 1 month ago by iii@mander.xyz to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Is making tea a natural humidifier? (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by cheese_greater@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Just noticed the steam from my tea 😅

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How long does it take poop to turn into earth? (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by cheese_greater@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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What elements are in cum? (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by cheese_greater@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Series: what does alcohol smell like? (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by cheese_greater@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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This is part of a series on the smells of various substances—In the nose, if you catch my grift ;)

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Have you ever cum like a wrecking ball? (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by cheese_greater@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Series: what does cocaine smell like? (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by cheese_greater@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Unfortunately, we have to move to a different lemmy instance since "trolling" isn't allowed on lemmy.ml. Any ideas on where we should go to? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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OK guys I just got out of my 2 day ban for "trolling". All I did was make post on here and it wasn't even the type of thing that would get you in trouble for posting it on reddit. This is unacceptable. The goal of this place is to be as much like shitty ask reddit as possible. Lemmy.ml apparently doesn't like shitposting so we need to move somewhere with better rules.

Any ideas on where we should go? By default, I'm going to go with beehaw maybe but idk.

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Does water cost calories (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 years ago by harbo@lemmy.ml to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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They’re expensive