Kyrgizion

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[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

The poorest one, most likely.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Ozempic and calorie deficit I reckon.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

He doesn't, but how much time would you spend futilely trying to torment the tapeworm inside your intestines before simply swallowing the vermicide and be done with it?

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 51 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Everyone going "This is for the best, that way he can't easily appeal" are on lethal doses of copium. This man is never going to see the inside of a prison.

I'm rooting for a blood clot, embolism or aneurysm instead.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

110K/mo was bound to attract attention. So, purely hypothetically, uhh, what would the lowest cutoff be before eyebrows start raising?

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Lol mine does it if I keep perfectly still, so any overwhelming going on is purely of her own making. Luckily she's tiny and her claws don't really penetrate. And god, those sorry licks inbetween...

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Two bears high fiving.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fuck, I get about a 150€ for being on call for a week. I'm getting ripped off.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Yeah lol they may as well broadcast their shit in cyrillic, it couldn't be any more obvious to anyone with half a working brain.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

We're slowly approaching the "FO" phase of FAFO for a lot of these companies

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Right back at you, friendly strangers. How did the saying go? May your days be long and your nights prosperous?

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