KazuchijouNo

joined 8 months ago
[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 3 points 2 days ago

We reached peak comedy in the 90's

This proves that after months, perhaps even years of modern meme research, we've arrived at the same conclusion that mr bean arrived back in the nineties.

May this serve as a reminder, fellow citizens: mr bean under a beam is the ultimate joke. People in the nineties were far ahead of their times and predicted modern meme culture. In fact, I believe they discovered the fundamental natural laws of comedy. Who knows what other complex and arcane theories they have hidden in plain sight. For this banger of a meme to be nothing but the intro to mr bean means we have more years, perhaps decades of research to achieve a fraction of the raw comedical output of the 90's

Need we worship and pray to these old gods, for their art that's been lost to time to return to us, perhaps from the heavens, descending illuminated, through a thin ray of light, packaged for our modern taste in a metal container meant for legumes, handed to us mortals by a god that resembles us, wearing a suit, and a tie, holding a stuffed bear as to not cause fear, but hope and happiness in our hearts.

"Do not fear" may he say, not through words, but through an exaggerated facial expression resembling a wide-eyed smile.

"Here's your beans"

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 3 points 4 days ago

Interesting feature!

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Life when a vector is an insect 💀

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 21 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Are we having a tarot card collection!!?? :D

 

This is my latest attempt at reaching whatever's at the bottom. I've learned from my previous mistakes and I believe I've got a better character this time. I even brought two akhs, a blessed one and a regular one (both lost in this same level). I'm still running out of food and health potions very quickly in the last levels. The bosses are really taxing in terms of health potions, and exploring takes a lot of time, which means I'm using many food items. Here are my items and skills:

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[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean "EU" is spanish for "USA" (Estados Unidos) and it's a bit disorienting to me when I read the news in my native language as I always read it as "European Union"

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 25 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I heard they were thinking of switching to * whispers * "the comie" side :0

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 9 points 1 week ago

The neverending cat and mouse game of piracy

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 42 points 1 week ago (4 children)

In spanish it's also foca, and in french it's "phoque" which is pronounced "fok"

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago

I don't even know how I made it. I must have been very lucky. I keept hanging on with barely any food or health potions. Going from food package to food package I could find. Made terrible desicions along the way.

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah!! I didn't really know how evasion worked. I kept cheesing enemies on the first levels like this and thought I had figured it out. But yeah, I need to revise my strategy

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 1 points 1 week ago

Thanks! Now that you mention it, I had stones of aggression on me that one time. Massive facepalm.

I'll follow your advice, thanks!

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 3 points 1 week ago

Thanks a bunch!! Yeah, I've noticed that about the health potions. Also, when I see a wall of fire I just chug all the potions I got on that level (except the one I suspect to be health) so I'll eventually get frost (which stops the green fire) and I'll identify most of them at the same time.

Thanks a lot for the advice, I've been trying to go about it blindly without reading the wiki because I like that sense of discovery and exploration.

This game's really good!!

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So, I've spent about 7 hours in this game and dying at this point was really painful, after killing the DM-300 and surviving the dwarven city (which was incredibly hard) I died at the hands of some monk. No food, no health potions, nada.

I'm playing as a rogue assassin, I had got a level 8 evasion ring, which I was hoping would make it impossible for enemies to hit me. I also had level 2 plate armour with viscosity.

Looking back this was definitely my fault, I think I was too careless in the dwarven city. I lost two ankhs in one level.

Any advice?? This is the farthest down I've got.

 

Hello fellow lemmings! As mentioned in the title, I'm barely just getting started with the self hosting thing and such.

I have a small personal project for which I'd like to self host my own "ugly-90's-HTML" blog (I just love the look and feel you know).

I've got a desktop machine that I could use as a server, and I also just purchased my own domain from cloudflare (for commitment), but I'm a bit stuck on the actual "putting-my-stuff-online" thing and I don't want to do anything stupid.

I know there's a lot of learning I still need to do, but that's the reason I'm starting this project. Any help would be welcomed.

I have 3 cents of basic networking knowledge (I made my own Ethernet cable conection to my gateway :D); I'm using a linux distro as my main desktop; I have created an ssh tunnel with cloudflare so far, and I'm following a little html+css tutorial. The thing is, I've found so many different ways of putting things online, I'm a bit dizzy. I would like something that will teach me the fundamentals without holding my hand too much (a la "next, next, next, confirm, finish"), you know? I mean, I'm learning by essentially making a 90's website... So, yeah.

Thanks in advance <3

[TL;DR] Me want make 90's website, don't know how

 
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