What is it with old people these days? Just lazing about and sipping lattes, probably.
JohnSmith
They put a wrong kind of mushroom in charge. Surely it should have been a magic one, and they’d had a proper party.
I agree with Nick.
First seven characters are comments, for sorting the cards automatically if you drop them on the floor, obviously. Strictly 80 characters per line.
UK’s version of Geert Wilders, but probably a fair bit smellier for all the fags and ales he consumes.
That’s not too bad. Tesco and B&Q parking areas have worse offenders most days.
That’ll be piss-poor engineering.
However, wiping eyes with fresh chillies is clearly preferable to either.
Too many. And people of Clacton got what they deserved as they voted him in.
Slaps are a tad harsh, don’t you think. Few firm tuts should be sufficient.
‘Operation Early Dawn’ - who comes up with the names? I’m cringing so hard my cheeks hurt!
I see, we are going meta now.