JohnSmith

joined 1 year ago
 

“Oh William, you are so funny!” “Darling, do have another piece of cheese.” “Don’t lick the fucking camera lens.”

How can anybody be so far up their arse to think it’s a good idea to push this nonsense out.

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 4 points 5 days ago

I see, we are going meta now.

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What is it with old people these days? Just lazing about and sipping lattes, probably.

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They put a wrong kind of mushroom in charge. Surely it should have been a magic one, and they’d had a proper party.

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I agree with Nick.

 

I understand the need to investigate this thoroughly. I also appreciate that there are a lot of cheats and liars to shift through in this particular cluster fuck. Still, ten years to investigate is a lot of time.

The Government must ensure that this process is followed to the rightful conclusion. We need to see a bunch of people behind bars for their contribution to the 72 deaths.

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

First seven characters are comments, for sorting the cards automatically if you drop them on the floor, obviously. Strictly 80 characters per line.

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 8 points 1 week ago

UK’s version of Geert Wilders, but probably a fair bit smellier for all the fags and ales he consumes.

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

That’s not too bad. Tesco and B&Q parking areas have worse offenders most days.

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 5 points 2 weeks ago

That’ll be piss-poor engineering.

 

Looks like PE requirements have gone up a bit, seeming that being an olympian is not sufficient.

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 1 points 3 weeks ago

However, wiping eyes with fresh chillies is clearly preferable to either.

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 8 points 3 weeks ago

Too many. And people of Clacton got what they deserved as they voted him in.

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 5 points 3 weeks ago

Slaps are a tad harsh, don’t you think. Few firm tuts should be sufficient.

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

‘Operation Early Dawn’ - who comes up with the names? I’m cringing so hard my cheeks hurt!

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by JohnSmith@feddit.uk to c/andfinally@feddit.uk
 

Most definitely! But maybe not in the way people would want.

 

Sunak comes across like the prat he is. “Labor will raise taxes by £2,000 for everybody” regardless of the question. Talking over all the time, not listening to the moderator. Appalling creature. Starmer sympathises a lot with people asking questions without answering them. Skating around or just plainly ignoring questions all the time. I can’t watch this shit a minute longer.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by JohnSmith@feddit.uk to c/cooking_with_fire@feddit.uk
 

The weather has been kind this weekend, so I cleaned the BBQ and made ribs & wings.

 

…how bloody old are you?

 

After numerous long evenings and weekends our sauna is back in use. Completely renovated shower room, new floor in the dressing room, floor heating in both, new stove, new lights, benches sanded down and appropriately treated, sauna room walls washed and treated, log building painted from the outside. The works. Today it was in use for the first time and the electricity was free 2-4 pm as part of the Octopus Energy trial, so it didn’t even cost a penny to heat! This is our boys conducting a quality inspection.

 

We are considering doing two weeks on Leeds - Liverpool on a rental boat in near future. I should think we are looking at one week one way and the other back. Where would you recommend we start?

 
 

UK has it great when it comes to live music. Small venues, arenas, stadiums. Big artists, small artists, almost anybody worth seeing will have a gig here at some point. I grew up in a country where my favourite artists hardly ever visited back in the day. I’ve lived over twenty years in the UK, but I’m still in awe of the shere number of gigs to choose from. It is brilliant!

 

The filet marinated overnight in a mix of HP sauce, soy sauce and sweet chilli sauce. The file was in sous vide in 50 C for just over three hours and finalised on the coal BBQ. The end result was great if just a bit over cooked for what I was aiming for.

tasty end result

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