Jank

As a choosey mom, you would be surprised how often it comes up.

~fuck you, Skippy~

We're all Tom on OurSpace.

I'll get to work on my coffin!

You're telling me not to rip a wicked funny fart and sock her hard in the shoulder when she's too much of a panty waist to laugh? Pfsh.

Some guys have no idea how to talk to chicks.

I occasionally like to have sex with people who aren't in my immediate family, which is a bit awkward when living with my parents.