GeeDubHayduke

joined 2 weeks ago

They do. They're just drones, tho.

Remember the poors killing that sweet, innocent healthcare denier? Well, DON'T!

LOOK! DRONES!

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well I'll be hornswoggled in duck sauce! Asked and delivered!

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Which fictional billionaire has more money, Forest Gump, or Bruce Wayne? This is the head to head i want to see.

"Taylor Hanson is a boy?!? OH GAWD..!"

Blue Cross backpedaled real fuckin' hard on the whole "we won't pay for your surgeries anesthesia" things right after.

What? I haven't fallen into a toilet once since they created the TSA. Those seatbelts are a life saver.

Ark is a masterclass on how to make a video game that's actively hostile towards its user base.

Terroristic threats! Bake him away, toys!

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

As a nearly decades long veteran of Ark, I'm beyond familiar with characters that look like an amalgamation of Jabba the Hutt and a russet potato.

Ray Man! Aw!

Fighter of the White Man! Aw!

Champion of your bum!

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I've seen it said that people create three types of characters in online character creation: first is just themselves. We've all done it. Second is a celebrity or character from an IP. Think of all the Shreks, Peter Griffins and Samuel Jackson's that were being shared when baldurs gate 3 came out. Third is an unholy monstrosity that's just every slider at the extremes.

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