FiniteLooper

Here’s an article about it instead of a screenshot of some text

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/joe-biden/president-joe-biden-tests-positive-covid-19-rcna162435

Frank Underwood for re-election

This exact reason is why they normally go by the USSS

Ourpillow

I am a native English speaker and I have never heard this phrase before, so don't worry it's not you!

This has happened a few times were I find a solution on stack overflow, I go to upvote the answer and I get the error message “you can’t upvote your own post”

Yep, that was my answer to my own question from 5 years ago

Costumers?

This is a human rights violation

Not that there’s a good reason for ever doing this, but why did this person punch him at all?

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My dad had to help me out in my period of unemployment. After this was over I found out he basically has no retirement. He has money from his current income, but nothing saved up. He’s nearly 70.

The Only Thing They Fear is Foreskin