Evil_incarnate

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[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hold my Reddit account I'm going in!

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Better product, and better service. Not better on the price, but it was asked for one out of three.

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

It's a way of keeping score. They don't care where the money comes from any more, just that they have more than some other guy.

People who care about people generally don't get rich, because they are kind and helpful people and will spend money on others.

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Luxury. We would live in a cardboard box, all fifteen of us and only be able to wash if it was raining, have to eat poison with our ramen and pay eighty thousand a day. You've had it easy.

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My work was evacuated once for a fire alarm (false) and we all kinda stood around waiting for the firemen to come and let us back in. While we waited we chatted. But I realised that I couldn't understand what the people four feet away from me were saying. I could hear the noises coming from their mouths, but I couldn't understand them. When the alarm was switched off, I could understand them.

Brain is weird.

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some dogs just understand that these are puppies, and you let them do their thing unless someone is getting hurt. Sure they have almost no instinctive behaviour and take many years to develop, unlike the genetically superior dog, but whatever.

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I saw one on the parcel shelf of a car in the carpark at IKEA once...

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pine was already taken by an email reader. One of the early ascii email readers was called elm, for ELectronic Mail. Pine was made after elm and it stands for Pine Is Not Elm.

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

One group of anti-fascists is attacked by a group of "anti-immigration" protesters. Call them what they are aunty, you can do better.

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ask your mother.

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Just ask for it to make you a song in the "Beans and Dairy" genre

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