Me too buddy, me too.
Enkrod
Calm down, you're not crazy. The sideways leapfrogging is advanced stuff for kids who can jump higher and get their legs into the correct position. It is overall more aesthetically pleasing, so it's used for the statues.
looks like a common motive, dunno about the text, way too much jpeg to say
Edit: In fact I think I've found this specific statue model https://www.arturbanstatue.com/product-detail/boy-and-girl-leapfrog-statue/
🎶 Can't touch this
🛑🔨⌚
I mean look at him... that hair, that litte toothbrush-mustache...
Sure why not
The difference to shawarma is negligible, yes. We're using the turkish word because they introduced it to Germany and most of Europe. The Döner Kebab in the german/berlin style has become something new compared to it's roots and is a completely turko-german item that could not get more popular.
Dönerman = Ehrenmann, ich küsse seine Augen
Still, the Donner Party and their gruesome fate isn't widely known outside the US.
Döner Party
Uhhh, that one's hard to get for non-americans, but I got it.
Mmmhhhhmmm Dutch Charley Burger
Jolene in my ass