EmoDuck

SMH my head, if not even Wild Wild West is historically accurate, then who can we even trust anymore?

Autoerotic asphyxiation

I don't think I remember that episode of Archer

Big shout-out to Timm with two M

I never got why people were so attached to him. Sure, he had reason to literally be the weakest link in the party, being desperate and all, but they also only gave him like two scenes where he comes across as a likeable guy, and one of them wasn't even in the theatrical cut

Drinnen saßen stehend Leute...

Oh, that's nice.

TL: "Fire on the Highfield-music festival Ferris wheel in flames"

Or do the opposite, immersion therapy.

Pour superglue over yourself and glomp the next person you see. After two weeks, you'll be used to being around other people

I'm surprised that the first German woman is even still alive

I thought you had misspelled goatee

I tried really hard to see a face with a beard in there

I gave up and instead just googled what a goatse is

I regret. I regret so much

I once had an enema version of this car