Coolbeanschilly

joined 2 months ago
[–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 19 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

"I'm an hourly employee, and since no OT is allowed, I am now an independent consultant. My rate is $500 an hour with a three hour minimum charge. Who should I make the invoice out to?"

[–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Aka. Looking for new jobs.

[–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

The fact that Bezos folded after a short time is because Trump is just fucked enough in the head to try and destroy his business or kill him. Remember, that barely sentient cantaloupe has the might of the US military behind him.

[–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Or could it actually be that Bezos is pissed at Trump and is sticking it to him to make him look bad?

Sometimes, things are actually as they seem. Straight paths are straight.

[–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 days ago

Time to play Super Mario Brothers folks. Luigi is more fun than Mario.

[–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago

The candidates look really different when they don't have makeup on.

[–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

May I ask on what type of electronic device and what location you chose to write your comment?

[–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

Interpreters gotta interpret.

[–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

Perspective is everything, perception is reality.

[–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This reminds me of a time when I was about ten, I was going to have a bath after eating supper, but I had to clear the table and put the dirty dishes in the kitchen sink. I must have been thinking about my bath, because I put the dishes in the bathtub and was almost to the kitchen sink to have my bath before I realized my mistake.

[–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

I am FRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FREE FALLIN'

[–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

If two plus two equals five, then we are living in a dream world, much like a video game. If we are living in a video game, we get to choose which character to play. Super Mario Brothers was released one year after Nineteen Eiighty Four. Mario is usually the character most played, but Luigi is there too. I believe that we all need to play as Luigi sooner or later. I like video games, video games are fun!

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