CoolMatt

joined 1 year ago
[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

And you think the customer is the asshole because the system works.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

I'm far too busy to bother with copying, pasting sending the same reply 86 times.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's a cartoon

There, explained.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I get what you're saying, man! And it looks like the white star under that ridge be omes the white strip to the right of the blue one.

Dumb tattoo, but good work on the artist's part

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine being so incapable you can't explain something trivial

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Why didn't my comment show each bullet point on a different line like I had typed it

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, that filthy cunt can think she can try...

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no the dog!!😲

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nobody is forcing anyone

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I jusg imagined someone sitting to pee off a cliff, thanks.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I sit to pee because my dick is pierced so now I have two pee holes. If i have nothing in, I can plug the hole and stand. Besides that, sometimes I'm not in the mood to stand, sometimes I'm not in the mood to undo my pants and take them down.

-I spend 15 minutes every morning shitting and pissing and then shitting some more, so I stay seated for the entire feature presentation. -I'm groggy every fucjin morning -it's a little dirty and hairy, I try to clean once a week but my back hurts so sometimes I'm just like fuuuuuuuuck that. Sometimes I find piss stains on the underside of the toilet seat and wonder how that got there while I clean it

  • eating, sleeping, shitting and farting
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