CascadianGiraffe

Penny Racers were the shit.

I still have the one I got in probably '82/83. Black semi tractor with a rotating spoiler instead of a trailer and that's where you could clip a penny to make it do tricks.That thing got a lifetime of use and abuse and it still works great.

How long does it take you to die?

I'd have some sympathy if it weren't for how far you need to go to get a license suspended in the first place.

All you have to do is talk back to a small town cop.

Once they decide to punish you, there's nothing to be done. They can sit a block from your house and pull you over every single day and write a bullshit speeding ticket. The same cop wrote me up at least a dozen times. Admittedly I was speeding the first time, and possibly some of the others, but I was always with the flow of traffic and close to the limit. He would just write up whatever he wanted.

The most annoying part was when my father borrowed my car one morning and got pulled over instead. He was mad at me for it, because me pissing off the cops got him pulled over even though he never goes above the limit.

And if you live in a small town, there is no public transportation, there is no taxi service. If you don't drive you have to walk or ride a bike. And all of the work available is many miles away, because everything is when you get rural.

Although I don't disagree with your comment about the number of bad drivers, I just think this article lacks enough details to come to your conclusion.

Really could pick any 'news' outlet. I just feel like they're the ones most likely to be overly dramatic and most likely to sue.

Idiocracy

You would get sued by FOX 'News' for copying their daily programming.

I guess it's called meditation?

Controlled breathing and then a series of controlled muscle 'work and release'. By the time I get through stretching everything head-to-toe I'm mostly down.

I'm often asleep within 5 mins.

You're just seeing a partner from another slice of the multiverse.

This makes me think I need an addition to my will...

to make sure my kid can sell my remains for profit!

I can't afford $150 for my own health insurance

Women are so cute and adorable to see

I'm noticing a pattern right away. Almost as if this has no bearing on the user

Had to learn this the hard way myself.

Now I literally ask when it isn't obvious. Do you want support or solutions? It's rarely the latter but at least we're both on the same page.

I'm not sure those two things are mutually exclusive