BlueHarvest

joined 1 year ago
[–] BlueHarvest@lemmy.world 66 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to CyberTruck.

Caution: CyberTruck may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

CyberTruck contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use CyberTruck on concrete.

Discontinue use of CyberTruck if any of the following occurs: itching; vertigo; dizziness; tingling in extremities; loss of balance coordination; slurred speech temporary blindness; profuse sweating or heart palpitations.

If CyberTruck begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

CyberTruck may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, CyberTruck should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of CyberTruck, Elon Musk, and its parent company, Tesla, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of CyberTruck include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Do not taunt CyberTruck.

CyberTruck comes with a lifetime warranty.

CyberTruck! Accept no substitutes!

[–] BlueHarvest@lemmy.world 82 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

Agreed about 3, but you do have a chronic farter right behind you. seat 9 might get you the "beetlejuice handy" under a blanket

[–] BlueHarvest@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"in 50yrs, who will care?"

[–] BlueHarvest@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

sounds like the name of the right wing 'grindr' app

[–] BlueHarvest@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

something not taught in school, but Iron Maiden taught me of Paschendale

[–] BlueHarvest@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

if you eat it, you're gonna have a bad time

[–] BlueHarvest@lemmy.world 80 points 2 months ago (2 children)

what platform? they oficially havent had one since the 2020 election.

[–] BlueHarvest@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

if you didnt know it was a coup, you would actually think it was a normal tourist visit..

/s

[–] BlueHarvest@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

if you didnt know it was a coup, you would actually think it was a normal tourist visit..

/s