BatrickPateman

joined 5 months ago

Americans used record 100 trillion megabytes of wireless data in 2023 in c/technology@lemmy.zip

[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Before or after offering us an egg in these trying times?

Anon is irresistible in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago

I think "miss" instead of "loose" works better here, but yeah.

Bjork Says Americans Can't Be "Completely Surprised" By 9/11 in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world

[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Curious. Do you have a source for this? I feel I am lacking context.

This should be the next dumbest internet challenge. Enter the AI prompt "tattoo" and get that tattoo. /S in c/imageai@sh.itjust.works

[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

DALL-E prompted for "Dumb internet tattoo"

I ... I have to admit it is tempting...

ich😉🪞iel in c/ich_iel

[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Also genau wie bei manchen Tinderprofilen.

Ich sag's ja nur.

That moment in c/funny@lemmy.world

[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Looks like she might have eaten all six just for breakfast. Jesus f'ing Christ, the state of some people 🫢.

'The Boys' star Valorie Curry asks for 'boundaries' from fans in c/showsandmovies@lemm.ee

[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Well, shit, why did I not watch that sooner? Seems I have some catching up to do.

unzips

ich🧠⌚iel in c/ich_iel

[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Und die nur original mit poröser Oberfläche, sodass nie klar ist, wo der Ball hingeht.

Marble machine, endless motion in c/oddlysatisfying@lemmy.world

[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

First and second law of thermodynamics say no.

ich🧠⌚iel in c/ich_iel

[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wow, das ist tief 🤔.

Ich denk drüber nach, wenn ich später in den SUV wechsel, die 500m zum Metzger überwinde, um dann im Parkverbot haltend 300gr Tartar für den Chihuahua zu kaufen.

ich🧠⌚iel in c/ich_iel

[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Ha, ich schalte meinen GTI immer in Sportmodus wenn ich da him fahre, so zum Aufwärmen 😎👌

Mad Max has arrived in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

So far the comfiest option of shoot n scoot I have seen. And the fuel efficiency is also only slightly worse than the big MLRSes.