AnalogyAddict

joined 1 year ago
[–] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I don't tend to "test" the people I date.

But I don't have an issue meeting either way, so long as it's communicated. I mean... meeting outside the door is still meeting at the restaurant.

[–] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (15 children)

Spoken like someone who isn't afraid of potential dates. Lol.

No way I'm meeting privately on a first date with someone I don't know. I'd rather be stood up in the restaurant.

[–] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Being suicidal weighs about 50 pounds for me.

[–] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'd not change much, just my suicide weight, a couple of functional issues, and a few troublesome moles.

[–] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I can't find a legitimate source for this man actually existing. Do you happen to have any?

[–] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

This is stunningly horrible.

I want one.

[–] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Are you talking about a birth center?

My oldest was born in a hospital, but it was such an awful experience, my second was born in a birthing center. So much better on so many levels.

[–] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Somebody skipped the checks and balances lesson in 10th grade American History, eh?

[–] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

FYI, carrots grow vertically, not horizontally.

[–] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

They are roots. Roots are like spongy straws. When a sponge dries out.....

[–] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Wait 'til y'all find out about butter bells.

[–] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Mine are still plotting my death, so I'll skip getting that close to them.

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