5ibelius9insterberg

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[–] 5ibelius9insterberg 2 points 3 months ago

Wait 'til you hear about "Bricklayers Banana" (Bologna sausage)

[–] 5ibelius9insterberg 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You need ground pork and add salt, pepper and diced raw onions.

In Germany, we call it "Truckermarmelade"

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mett

[–] 5ibelius9insterberg 16 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Call it /ADHDiY

[–] 5ibelius9insterberg 30 points 3 months ago (3 children)

To be fair: Nurses sometimes do stab people.

...with Syringes

...to help them

[–] 5ibelius9insterberg 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

They hated him, because ~~they~~ he told them the truth.

[–] 5ibelius9insterberg 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ach krass, das ist komplett an mir vorbeigegangen.

[–] 5ibelius9insterberg 2 points 3 months ago

Oder wie Torsten Sträter, der alte Pott-Poet dereinst sagte:

"Als ich am nächsten Morgen erwachte, war es bereits früher Nachmittag"

[–] 5ibelius9insterberg 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Warum Pascal? Einfach irgendein Name, oder gibts da einen Hintergrund?

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