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[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 58 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Does this image cause cognitive dissonance? Don’t worry. We simply redefine the word imperialism to make it definitionally not inclusive of these countries. Problem solved and it definitely won’t make us sound like lunatics to normal people!

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've seen racism reframed in a similar manner. It feels a bit sketchy

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

TBH, redefining racism as "prejudice plus power" in an academic setting is way more useful, otherwise most "anti-racism" scolars would be researching the negative effects of PoC making fun of unseasoned food.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

That does make sense, but it's just that some try to redefine it in regular conversations which has the exact same behaviour be either racism or not racism, depending on who says it and who is the recipient. And that just makes it weird, it goes against the common definition.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Here's a fun fact: Every country is west of something, because we live on a sphere. It's just a matter of degree. I can go to New York from California by going west. It'll just take longer.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

irregularly shaped ellipsoid

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

That’s the moons of mars.

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

The objectively correct answer

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

Check out Mr. Round Earth over here.

[–] belastend@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

Spheroid propaganda.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

To be fair: there is an imperialism definition by a Russian guy that conveniently excludes Russian imperialism

[–] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 month ago

its not imperialism or genocide when you thump a different type of bible while you're doing it. Commies and tankies agree.

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

"I will fight the thing defined by big countries getting bigger by letting different big countries get bigger."

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That has to be satire, right? No way is someone that dense.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your instance is still federated with grad, isn't it? Go take a look lol.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

@sovietfangirl

And into the trash that opinion goes.

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm sorry liberals, but this is true. Politics only has two sides: America, and communism. And if you won't support AES states like Russia, China, North Korea, Afghanistan, and Puerto Rico, then you're an American neoliberal.

[–] ButtDrugs@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As an idiot, I'm curious why Puerto Rico got lumped in with these other countries?

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 14 points 1 month ago

Puerto Rico is a socialist utopia and about as far from USA imperialist ideology as you can get. I mean, just listen to the name, it's so nonwhite!

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 15 points 1 month ago

It's so like westerners to appropriate the cultural innovations of the Assyrians and claim it as they're own.

[–] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Hot take: non-white people are often racist

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Often" is a bit too generalising for me. Non-white people can be racist, that's true, just as white people can. Any race has good and bad people.

[–] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Originally I wrote "can" but that sounded like it was giving permission to be racist. Nobody should be classifying individuals based on their race. Bigotry is always bad - just because you're in the minority doesn't excuse you from the standards we set for everyone.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Ah, the ol' can/may conundrum. Every English teacher's favourite

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

I'd just say that people everywhere all quite often racist

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All these tankies are happy Trump is in power now, right?

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some of them are probably Russian bots and prop anyone regardless of tankies or MAGA, so long as the polarisation destabilises the West.

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

It must be said that those imperialist eastern nations all have absolutely fire flags

[–] Rin@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Username checks out.