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[–] stress_headache@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

This guy will be a US Congressman in 2 years.

[–] maxinstuff@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Reading this gave me benereal disease in my computer parts.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

It was our own fault for hinting at the fact with names like worm and bug but no matter. The plan is already in motion and cannot be stopped. Bow down peasants, bow down to your supreme software engineer overlord. We will abolish all mennial jobs with our computers and calculators. Soon you will all be forced to work from home, and you will like it.

[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

So diseases didn't exist before computers existed or is our medical technology secretly so advanced that we cured all diseases without anyone knowing and had tons out own?

Edit: I have no idea what I was trying to say there at the end

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[–] jonkenator@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Dr Bronner, is this your truck?

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Dr. Bronner's All-One! Magic soaps with the Moral ABCs introduced by Kipling's "If"??

[–] alucard@sopuli.xyz 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It’s the Twitter mobile!

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[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 months ago

We must defend the PPS! (Physical Psychological and Social) From benereal disease. OK Computor

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's somewhat surprising that someone who is this entrenched in a belief system would make this mistake. s/venereal/benereal/

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I used to know a guy named Ben and this describes him perfectly.

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[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That dude is WAY in to Simulation Theory.

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

All this time I've had a free computer and only now someone has finally told me about it??

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[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 5 points 4 months ago
[–] yemmly@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

So… how many Trump rallies you reckon this character has been to?

[–] toasteecup@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Brb getting me one of them there benereal diseases

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can't get those from yourself.

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Not with that attitude

[–] Appleseuss@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Someone put a chip in this guy!

[–] LBP321@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Beep boop die.

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