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[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Eh, I've seen The Happening.

Why I always keep 2 flamethrowers and at least 3 chainsaws on me at all times. They can't get you if they're twigs and ash.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Ash, you say?

[–] Beaver@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] nifty@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago
[–] TheSaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago

Lawn hand when i get the lawnmower

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 5 points 3 months ago

So tell me, little Timmy, where does the grass touched you?