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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think a few under the wings is a smart idea.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Better make it two under each wing so they don't get lonely :3

[–] sepi@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

Like two boobs under each arm

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Backup engines.

[–] DrBabyJesus@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The CWIS on my first cutter refused to run until it received a blood sacrifice (someone accidentally cutting their hand while repairing it.)

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anoint the CIWS in WD-40 and the blood of the unworthy, and the Machine Spirit shall awaken

[–] DrBabyJesus@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“Blood of the unworthy” is a funny way of saying non-rate blood. Which is what it took every time.

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Undesignated blood practically grows on trees, so it's not like it was a huge sacrifice. Hell, if you sent a baby sailor one compartment over, he would somehow end up in medical with a nose bleed.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Better a cut hand than a civilian airliner.

[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I don't know, but there's only one way to find out.

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I thought the Zumwalt was one of the only ships the Navy didn’t mount an R2-D2 on:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phalanx_CIWS

The U.S. Navy deploys it on every class of surface combat ship, except the Zumwalt-classdestroyer and San Antonio-class amphibious transport dock.[5]


[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If that's true, then what's that over there behind you?

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rail guns were supposed to be the brrrrt but now it's hypersonic missiles?

Totally a missed opportunity for ultrasonics, if you ask me.

Zumwalts are the special little children of the fleet, unfortunately. The hypersonic missiles are probably going to get put on hold for phasers or disruptors or something. Each of the crew is issued a bat'leth, so that is cool.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Totally a missed opportunity for ultrasonics, if you ask me.

So we can clean their hull from beyond visual range?

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If Ukraine had one, they'd already have put it on a drone.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

Exterminate!

[–] sepi@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

How many you got?

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Does his budget perhaps allow for the Goalkeeper CIWS instead? Less bulky and far better looking!

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Just minimize the beehive use, please, we need those to pollinate the crops.